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Yesterday, July 27th 2005, was a great day! After eight long years I finally recieved my Honorable Discharge from the United States Army! BOOYAH! Even though I’ve been out of the service for four years, I was still considered a G.I., and in the event that beat the shit out of someone in a roadhouse bar I could be prosecuted for attempted murder because due to my intense Army training I am considered a lethal weapon. But NOW that’s over and I can kick all the biker roadhouse ass I want and only be prosecuted for assault!!! So tonight I’m hitting happy hour and not stopping until I get arrested running naked down Wilshire Blvd. singing Springsteen songs. I love you U.S.A.!

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